First of all, do hippies still exist? Secondly, if you were "deemed" a hippie, wouldn't you know already? And why visit Malaysia? I would think Amsterdam a more logical choice. Thirdly, where do you go to get certified as a "bona fide" tourist?
Just a few questions to ask yourself before booking a flight to Malaysia. And here I thought those "Please Keep Off the Grass" signs were making moral judgments.