Really, does it get any better than this?
An attacker dressed as a banana goes...well, bananas... and pummels a store mascot dressed in a gorilla costume. Of course, the banana then 'splits' leaving police to ponder the inherent wrongness of such an attack. Is this really a case of plantain vs animal or a sign of disruption of the food chain? In any event, police are making an a-peel to the public for more information.